Hello, I am the King of Sci-Fi, but I will humble myself and allow you to address me simply as Will. I am a lover of stories of all kinds, from the ones that teach us how to live a good life, to the ones that put a smile on our faces. Like many story lovers spent a great deal of time listening and reading them. Allowing them to be a needed guide in those weird times in life, and that friend that always makes you smile when you don’t feel like it. With that being said, it is now time for me to tell you my own fairytale, one filled with fun, adventure, and a lot of stupid laughs. Let the words flow through your mind, taking hold of your imagination and pull it into a world never seen before.
Now forget about Prince charming the princess in distress, and the evil godmother, fighting the fairy godmother to grant wishes. They’re going to be sitting right next to you, waiting to find out what happens to.
It Has To Start Somewhere
It’s time to begin where all good fairytale start. On a random planet, someplace in the universe, here on the planet Desert Falls in the solar system known as Blue Rising. Well known for its Blue suns and 25 planets that are all almost completely covered in water. Of these 25 planets, 15 support life, but only one has advanced enough to know they are not alone. Which really isn’t a relevant point, just an interesting fact. Anyway, the planet we are on right now is one of the largest ones in the solar system, almost the size of a small star. If I were to compare it to something, I would say it’s about 80 times the size of the planet Earth. However, despite its enormous size, its gravity is only slightly higher than that of Earth. This unusual fact is due to the hydrogen core, which is 80% of the planet’s mass. This core is covered in a layer of frozen rock and water. Which extends up to its surface, which is nearly completely covered in solid rock except for small ponds of water that lead down to frozen water that surrounds its core.
Life on this planet varies greatly, especially in size. The largest of the many creatures is a shapeless creature made of energy that spans for miles known as the Lilliputians. Then there are the hyper-intelligent beings smaller than a human cell known as the Giants… that is the name they choose. This is also another interesting fact about the planet that has very little impact on the story itself, but it is interesting.
Now on this most interesting planet, lived two very strange friends. Well, strange is really an understatement. These two guys were unusual by even the most unusual standards. Well, I’ll just tell you and let you decide, their names are Crazy and Lazy. Crazy, as his name implies, is a free spirit in a manner of speaking. His idea of fun is to take the eggs of monsters that he saw and not the small ones, oh no that would be too normal, he only went after the huge ones much much bigger than himself. Oh, and he doesn’t take them when they are unprotected, because what fun would that be. He would only take those still being sat on by the mother, his thinking was that if the egg wasn’t being protected, the egg wouldn’t taste as good. Because why else would you protect something if it wasn’t tasty, well who’s to say he wasn’t right.
His free-spirited nature may be due to the fact that he was left in a jungle to fend for himself as a small child. However, unlike most children who were left in the jungles to fend for themselves, and ended up being raised by creatures of some kind… Does anyone else find that a bit strange as to how often that happens in fairytales, just me, ok well anyway. He wasn’t raised in some cool way in the forest by some unsuspecting forest animal that took him in against its better nature. Then teaching them how to be a mix of some cool forest creatures and human in some really weird music montage. Nope, he had to actually raise himself. And yes, that does mean he was alone for most of his childhood, which caused him to find very odd ways of passing the time by himself. Which is a story for another time that I will probably not write. Anyway, even though he did grow up in the jungle, he does have one thing of great value. Actually, it’s more like he only has one possession, and it just so happens to be something of great value. It’s his sword and yes I know that is very cliché, but it actually is a sword and not just any normal sword. This sword is made of the hardest, strongest, and only indestructible metal in the universe. No, it’s not also superlight that would be stupid. But the metal does have other properties besides being strong, it also gives off radiation… Okay, look he’s not going to be the Hulk.
This radiation enhances whatever muscles it’s exposed to overtime. However, it does this very slowly and permanently. Meaning, over time as exposure increases, muscles become stronger and able to function for longer periods of time without getting tired. Crazy just so happens to have been exposed to this radiation since he was about six months old, so his muscle density and strength are off the charts… See not the Hulk, he is never not strong.
The sword is seven feet long just a little taller than Crazy, it’s as wide as a person but thin. Just about an inch in thickness at its thinks point, it has a sharp fine point at the end of the blade. It’s a dark black color, so dark that when looking at it, it’s like looking into the night itself. And it may be the sharpest blade in existence, and due to its indestructibility, it never goes dull.
Crazy himself is a tall 6 foot 10 inches tall and chiseled with broad shoulders, muscular arms, but not too much, like someone that works out but doesn’t live at the gym. He has thin muscle filled legs, but one that looks like he skips leg day once in a while. He has a huge chest making his upper body look much bigger than it is. But, the thing that stands out the most is his long out of control hair, both on his head and face. Now combine that with the fact that he’s usually leaning over slightly when he stands. Makes him look like a caveman with a huge sword on his back. Envision that as you will.
Now for Lazy well, what is there to say about him? He is an odd person, a fast thinker much faster than the average, but his reflexes are somewhat lacking, as in he doesn’t have any. He doesn’t do much besides think. Well, he can move very fast however, he doesn’t move much. He is calm beyond all reason, never upset, never sad, never hyper… Actually, come to think of it I think he’s actually half-asleep most of the time. He grew up in, well actually I don’t really know, he just kind of showed up one day in the middle of nowhere. And no, I don’t mean like Superman falling from the sky, I mean he was not there one minute and the next he was there. JUST THERE… Look, I didn’t make up the rules for this universe I’m just following them.
Anyway, one day out of the blue, not knowing where he came from or who he was, Lazy just showed up actually that’s not even his name. He got his name because it was the first word he heard, or at least that’s what he keeps telling people when they ask him about it. He too, has a valuable object… Look, fairytales need clichés.
Let’s see how this can be put. Well, he has a flying thing. Look, I know what you’re thinking, but that’s what it is. It has no shape, its size randomly changes, and I don’t know even what color you can describe it as. So it’s just a thing. It can be anything, any color, and any size, and no it’s not magical even though it sounds like. It’s actually really advanced technology so advance it even regenerates when it’s damaged. The cool part is it can only be used by one person. Yes, you guessed it, that that one person is Lazy, who for some reason calls it, M.O.M… Yes, that is an acronym for something, no I do not know what that acronym is for so let’s move on.
He shares a mental link with this thing, which seems to make it do almost anything he thinks of. However, the part that’s kind of fitting for its name is the fact that it doesn’t do what he wants all the time. It mostly does what he needs doing such as finding a place for him to sleep, helping him make food, and so on. He is also a tall person however, he’s more of that skinny tall kind of like bean stock. He is muscular but not very, he that guy you know he has muscles, but you can’t really see them that well. He has brownish-black hair that comes down just below his ears. So he does look relatively normal, except for the fact that he dresses like he’s the main character in an action movie. Long black pants, a skintight sleeveless black shirt, and to top it all off a long black cloak. Okay, well it turns out the cloak is actually M.O.M. For some reason, it always transforms and goes back to this form. It’s supposed to be so that it stays close to him, so that if anything happens, it can protect him or help him out, but I think it’s just because he wants it like that. I mean it is actually a pretty cool looking cloak.
He does however have really good posture, always standing straight up. Well, that is when he’s actually standing. Most of the time he’s laying down leaning up against something, or sitting in a chair that just appears. Why because he has a shape-shifting thing on his back that can turn into anything he wants at any moment, so why stand.
Our story starts with Crazy and Lazy on an island. Which just so happens to be one of the most dangerous places on this humble planet. It is filled with monsters of all kinds, some soaring high in the purple skies while others moving underground. Some are monsters bigger that the largest buildings, and others are smaller than mice, but would still eat a man in second. But the worst of them all were the people who lived on this island… Of course, they are, why wouldn’t they be. Anyway, these people hunted Lazy and Crazy for crimes they may or may not have done. Ok, most of the crimes there accused of they didn’t do, and others were not exactly on purpose there more like “accidents.” Also, it doesn’t help that one of them has a super variable sword, and the other one has super-advanced technology that he wears like cloths.